This Brilliant Wife Has The PERFECT Response To Her Husband's Insult

#1

A family was at the dinner table when the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

#2

The father, surprised, answered, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons: round and firm. In her 30's, 40's, and 50's, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit.

#3

"After 60, they are like onions."

He says, "Onions?"

#4

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

#5

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?"

#6

The mother, surprised, smiled and answered, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard.

#7

"In his 30's, 40's, and 50's, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 60's, it is like a Christmas tree."

#8

"A Christmas tree?" asked the daughter.

"Yes," replied the mother. "The tree is dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration."