This Comedian Is Leaving Hilarious Shopping Tips In Grocery Stores
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 17th August 2015
Going to your local grocery store can get a little mundane as you browse through the familiar items and stock your cart with your favorite foods. Comedian Jeff Wyaski is aiming to add some excitement to grocery shopping by adding hilarious shopping tips around the store.
The full-time jokester was spotted prompting grocery store customers to conduct lightsaber battles using baguettes, while advising those in the beverage aisle not to give Red Bell to the pigeons. He made sure to leave his signature notes behind so long after he was gone people would still have a chance to read his warnings and tips. Good thing he did because he offers some of the most hilarious shopping tips you’ve ever seen.
See for yourself by checking out Wyaski’s shopping tips.
#1 What’s More Efficient Than Reading Gossip Mags in Line?
#2 Red Bull Will Give You Wings But It Will Give Pigeons Extra Wings
#3 Baguettes Were Made For Lightsaber Duels… Like, Duh
#4 Because All Ladies Love To Be Bothered For Their Number While Picking Up Groceries
#5 How To Make Enemies And Quickly Get Kicked Out Of The Store
#6 Cookies Won’t Fill You Up With Nutrients, But They Will Fill You Up In Other Ways
#7 How To Avoid Sharing
This is one way to prevent excitedly going to get something out of the pantry only to find someone else has already beaten you to it.
#8 The Grossest Way To Eat Lunch Meat EVER!
#9 How To Make Hardcore Pancakes
#10 How To Score Free Therapy At The Market
