Guys already look at women as if we are an entirely different species. They do not understand women at all. Women are deep creatures filled with mystery. This guy had no idea what he was getting into when he moved in with his girlfriend and her female roommate. His recount of his experience is too funny.
This Guy Moved In With Two Girls And It Totally Changed His Life
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Funny
On 29th May 2018
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Moving In
This poor guy had no idea what he was in for when he moved in with his girlfriend and her best friend. It was a really eye-opening experience for him.
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Girls are like elephants. It is not that they are all fat and slow. That would be a mean thing to say. It is because they remember everything. They never forget.
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Pooping
Yes, girls do poop. Did this guy think that we really didn't or that they would refrain from doing it just because he was in the house? Boy, was he in for a big surprise.
Hair Clips
Girls own no less than a bajillion hair clips or hair tyes. We keep them all over our homes for easy access. You never know when you will need to put your hair up.
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Getting Ready
Guys have no idea how easy they really have it. All they ever need to do to get ready is find clean clothes, comb their hair, and maybe put on some cologne. Girls need to shower, dry and style their hair, do their makeup, make sure they smell amazing, and find the perfect outfit.
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Candles
Craig is learning that girls like everything to smell good not just their bodies. We keep tons of air fresheners and candles around to keep our environments smelling sweet. He could probably learn something from this.
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Reality TV
Ladies love their reality TV. It gives them a chance to let off some steam while they relate to total stranger's lives. We find it hilarious that he ended up getting hooked on one show in particular.
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Eyebrows
Most girls are unnaturally obsessed with eyebrows. It does not matter if they are theirs or someone else's. It is in their nature to try to make them as perfect as possible.
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Cheat Day
Looking our best is always important. Many of us diet and exercise to stay fit, but that does not mean that we are always eating salads. We cheat and eat goodies too.
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Stalkers
Most women are better investigators then the FBI. He thinks what we can find on Instagram is amazing. Imagine if he knew what other things we can unearth with just a few keystrokes on a computer.
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Dressing Gowns
As an American, I am going to assume that a dressing gown is the same as a nightgown. We really do not even need to be hungover to want to stay in our PJs all day. As long as we do not have to go out, then we can just relax in our jammies.
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Dancing
Yes, many women love to dance at random times. If something makes us happy on the internet, dance. If we see a commercial for a TV show we want to watch, dance. If someone texts us, dance. You get the idea.
Drama
The proper way to spell woman is d-r-a-m-a. Did this guy not know that? We are emotional creatures, so yes, there will be drama and lots of it.
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Visitors
Yes, this is so true. Please do not show up unannounced, even if you are family. You can never see how we really live. We have to make sure that the house is immaculate, and we will still ask you to not mind our mess when you enter our home.
Sharing
Sharing is caring. Why should a couple of women spend a ton of money on a huge wardrobe when they can combine what they have together? It only makes sense.
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Hair
Girls shed. Guys shed too, but their hair is generally not as long as ours, so it is not as noticeable. You will literally find our hair in every room in the house, even the attic and basement that we never go in.
Loyalty
This guy is so lucky to have these two amazing women in his life. He is getting a glimpse into what true friendship looks like between women. It is something that will stick with him for the rest of his life.
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Crying
Again, like we said before, women are emotional creatures. Things do not have to happen to us in real life to get an emotional response from us. We cry watching TV, movies, and even little videos that pop up on social media. It is just how we are hardwired.
