This Guy's Twitter Rant About Being Broke Deserves A Pulitzer

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 17th July 2016
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#1

Twitter user @WeNotSocks went on a dazzling Twitter rant, reminding us all we're not alone in our penniless existence. His tirade is so brutally relatable, it's making us feel much better about tearing pages from Merriam-Webster all week to use as toilet paper.

#2

I believe everyone should be poor at least once in their life. As a broke person, you learn important lessons about vanity, budgeting and rationing.

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#3

You also learn how to make entire meals out of Kraft Singlesa truly invaluable skill. Sure, living paycheck to paycheck is scary.

#4

But the best thing you can do for the broke-man blues is to keep your head up and keep your purse full of free condiments from Taco Bell.

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#5

It's a hard knock life, but we'll survive. Probably.