This Is What Happens To Your Life When You Get A Girlfriend.
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 25th November 2015
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#1 Your wallet loses weight.
#2 Your goals change
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#3 You find yourself with less space
#4 You learn to control that wandering eye
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#5 You find yourself taking couples pictures all the time.
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#6 Suddenly every girl on earth wants you.
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#7 You either let her game with you or gaming ceases
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#8 You get lots of sweet showering options.
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#9 Your house explodes with "stuff"
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#10 And you learn that nothing is truly yours.
