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#1 "It's performance art. It's about futility. It's... okay, it was actually just a really, really bad idea."
#2 The Green family took one-stop shopping very seriously. They would not emerge from their home after this trip for six to eight months.
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#3 "Now, we just need one more big truck for the bottom and a golf cart for the top and my Nesting Vehicles will be complete."
#4 Carl took his job as a giant sausage delivery man very seriously.
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#5 "Well, how do you go to the beach?"
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#6 "No, it's fine. I was on the crew team in college. We just have to synchronize."
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#7 "What do you mean I have to make a turn?"
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#8 But, no, seriously...
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#9 I'm still trying to figure out how that got in there.
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#10 "It gets great mileage, though."
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#11 "Sapling? Who would want a baby tree?"
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#12 "No, we can definitely put more on."
#13 At midday, a wild straw pile gallops down the road, startling the goats.
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#14 "Well, of course we put the cow in a travel box. Do you think we really want to take an unnecessary risk?"
#15 "I really like what you've done with the place."
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#16 "Bungee cords? Bungee cords are for the weak!"
#17 The carpool lane never specified what kinds of passengers are allowed.
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#18 When threatened, the painted lumber bus will rear up on its hind wheels to intimidate its enemy.
#19 "Honey? Yeah, I'm gonna be a few minutes late. I got stuck behind a house again."
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#20 "But now we never have to buy fruit again! Which is good, because the car is no longer functional."
