This Is What It Would Be Like If Your Dog Could Text

#1 Dogs are super sensitive.

You wouldn't be able to get anything past your canine buddy and they would be sure to let you know it. This is just an example of what it would be like.

#2 Dogs are always breaking stuff.

Can you imagine what kinds of excuses they would come up with when they broke something of yours? Their responses would be utterly hilarious.

#3 Time to play fetch.

You have to wonder how intelligent dogs are. They would probably tell you all about how their game of fetch went completely sideways and ended up being horribly funny.

#4 Dogs don't listen.

Even if dogs could understand and text with you they still wouldn't do what they were told. They are very impulsive and prone to just doing what they feel.

#5 They are excited by the simplest things.

Every time a dog barks at something you are doing you have to imagine that they are just so excited they can't contain themselves. I bet their descriptions of what you are doing would be priceless.

#6 The pranks would be endless.

Dogs love to get into stuff they are not supposed to and you can just imagine they are not very good at hiding it.

#7 They might think they are Batman.

Everyone knows that the dog and the mailman are mortal enemies. That's what makes this exchange all the funnier. Just imagine the betrayal felt.

#8 Somebody has watched too much Up.

Dogs have a short attention span as it is. Add something small and fast to the mix and you have a recipe for hilarity.

#9 They are easy to cheer up.

Nothing makes a dog happier than a ball it seems. That's the easiest way to completely perk up a pup and get him to be happy as can be.

#10 Their plans would provide hours of entertainment.

Since dogs aren't the brightest animals you just know that their brilliant plans would be the funniest thing you witness during any given day.

#11 Finally I will leave you with the difference between cats and dogs texting.