This Is What Your Husband Is Actually Doing While You Shop

#1 Caught Napping While The Wife Shops

At least this mall has a nice chair to settle down in, most don't. Looks like he is going to be there for awhile so he may as well get some much-needed shut-eye. Some guys enjoy a day out shopping with the wife.It gives them plenty of time to nap and not get screamed at. It also doubles as spending 'quality time' with one another.

#2 It’s Hard To Keep A Positive Attitude

Some men just sit and think. Who am I? Is the world really round? Why am I even here? Maybe he is having flashbacks to a happier time and place, like before marriage.

#3 Texting Is A Favorite Pastime

Ii looks like he's been sitting right there outside the fitting room for quite some time. Who could blame him for texting or maybe playing a few games of Candy Crush? Hopefully, he hasn't found a side chick because he had forgotten he even had a significant other from waiting so long.

#4 Men Congregate When Bored

Just like sheep, they find the nearest place to take a seat and wait. These men are all in the same boat. Bored, and waiting for their wives to finish shopping. Too bad not a single one chose to have an actual conversation.

#5 Trapped Like A Mouse

There is nothing worse than waiting for a shopping wife than being three feet from the door and unable to exit. This poor sap needs to get out, fast! It looks like he wouldn't be caught dead stepping any further into that specialty shop!

#6 If It Fits It Sits

If you are unable to locate the husband and all of your shopping bags, just find the nearest chair or furniture section of the store or mall. That extra three to four hours is a good time for the hubby to catch some well deserved Zzzz's. Remember to take a picture of him to show everyone how funny he looked with his mouth gaping open like he was ready to catch flies.

#7 Never Take A Man Shopping After He's been Drinking

Sunday morning or early afternoon is the best time to get the husband to go shopping with you, but not if he's suffering from a hang-over! Leave him home to recover, nobody wants to see a snoring man taking a snooze on a Walmart sofa.

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