This Is Why Your Girl Stopped Giving You BJs
By
Shehzad in
Life Style
On 29th August 2016
If you have a penis – then you want a blow job.
It’s as simple as that.
And yet how can a desire so basic be so hard to come by?
You’ve had those conversations with friends where there’s always that one girl who proclaims, “I don’t give head.”
And the others follow suit.
Many men sit perplexed with their partners wondering how they couldn’t possibly want to please them.
I mean how many times are you going to gyrate your hips suggestively in their face?
“Why won’t they get the hint?” You think to yourself.
We get the hint.
#1 You Smell Funny.
Maybe proximity to your junk makes you immune to the foul stench that emanates from that region. Sure you bathe daily. We believe you. Really, we do. The male anatomy is a logistical mess there's way too much going on in such a tiny area of the body and without adequate ventilation well you get the picture.
And would it kill you to trim a little? Not like a baby bare situation but you know, some basic manscaping? It's true you know, trimming the hedges does make the tree look bigger.
#2 You Won’t Go Down On Her
#7 It’s All You Ever Want
#8 Why is it called a “blow job” anyways?
The name is so deceptive. How do you expect us to know what to do if you can't even get the name right? And since the topic of head is rarely if ever, covered in sex-ed, how can you expect us to feel confident enough to go down under without a map or basic instructions. I remember being younger and sitting with a bunch of my girlfriends the topic of head naturally surfaced and a girl actually thought all you had to do was literally blow.
True story.
"Just ask." You say.
Well, allow me this do you?
Do you ever ask?
Case and point.
