This Lawyer Gives Priceless Legal Advice Based On Absurd Things People Have Done

By Sughra Hafeez in Funny On 2nd October 2016
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#1 Pics or it didn't happen.

Our new hero, L. Scott Briscoe, attorney at law, has been offering straightforward legal advice for years all based on some of the ridiculous sh*t he's seen over his 19 years of practicing law in West Virginia.

#2 Make new friends.

Lucky for you, Briscoe has been graciously sharing these anecdotes for years, and they're just now beginning to go viral. Enjoy, and don't make the same mistakes as these lazy criminals (and also don't commit crimes).

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#3 Call an Uber

#4 Crotchety.

Surprisingly, it's not from Florida. We all know absurd stuff goes down there.

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#5 Direct directions.

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#6 Costume change.

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#7 Complain to your drug dealer in private.

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#8 No pajamas. Especially not Playboy pajamas.

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#9 Drug burrito. Enough said.

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#10 Aspiring felons, listen up:

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#11 Briscoe has all kinds of priceless advice on a variety of topics, ranging from courthouse behavior....

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#12 ...To police officer etiquette (and age-appropriatete behavior).

#13 He provides us with healthy reminders that:

"pics or it didn't happen" isn't the greatest philosophy when it comes to your misdemeanors and / or felonies.