This Lawyer Gives Priceless Legal Advice Based On Absurd Things People Have Done
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Funny
On 2nd October 2016
Look, I don't know your life, but maybe you've made some mistakes in your youth — perhaps some mistakes that might require a lawyer. The problem is, there's not a lot of decent, free, common sense legal advice for anyone who's made a mistake (or two or three).
All the legal jargon is confusing and you'd just like to know your options. Never fear. The Internet keeps on giving, and we may have a solution to your legal troubles.
#1 Pics or it didn't happen.
Our new hero, L. Scott Briscoe, attorney at law, has been offering straightforward legal advice for years all based on some of the ridiculous sh*t he's seen over his 19 years of practicing law in West Virginia.
#2 Make new friends.
Lucky for you, Briscoe has been graciously sharing these anecdotes for years, and they're just now beginning to go viral. Enjoy, and don't make the same mistakes as these lazy criminals (and also don't commit crimes).
#4 Crotchety.
Surprisingly, it's not from Florida. We all know absurd stuff goes down there.
#7 Complain to your drug dealer in private.
#8 No pajamas. Especially not Playboy pajamas.
#9 Drug burrito. Enough said.
#10 Aspiring felons, listen up:
#11 Briscoe has all kinds of priceless advice on a variety of topics, ranging from courthouse behavior....
#12 ...To police officer etiquette (and age-appropriatete behavior).
#13 He provides us with healthy reminders that:
"pics or it didn't happen" isn't the greatest philosophy when it comes to your misdemeanors and / or felonies.