This Woman Got A Weird Offer From A Guy On Spareroom.co.uk Even Though She Said She Already Found A Place

#1 The first time I ever used spareroom.co.uk looking for somewhere to live I went to about five flat viewings with the biggest bunch of weirdos I’ve ever had the displeasure of spending fifteen minutes with.I ended up living with a bloke who ate only tuna pasta, smoked salmon and peanut butter. That was all he ate for three months, I sh*t you not.Not only that but he was the filthiest person I’ve ever met too. I found a razor with hairs in it inside a glass with some milk in the bottom. I also once saw him eat his tuna pasta out of a glass and then when he couldn’t finish it, left it on the side for three days. There were flies and sh*t in the kitchen and one time I poured a glass of water and there were flies in that too.

Another time my towel was mysteriously in the middle of the bathroom floor sopping wet. Needless to say, it took me three months to find a new place, through an estate agent, because spareroom.co.uk is apparently only full of freaks.

Just ask Joanna, a 25-year-old who simply put an ad up looking for a room to rent in Sheffield. Although I completely failed to dodge a bullet using the flat-finding website, Joanna managed it.

#2 But this wasn’t just a bullet dodged, this was a weird, kinky, sex game bullet she dodged.

#3 Imagine receiving these texts after you’d found a place…

#4 She is not lesbo man.. Try on someone else.

#5 No strings or expectations. That’s what I’m going to name my autobiography.