This Woman With A Missing Limb Wrote The Best Tinder Bio Ever

By Sughra Hafeez in Amazing On 14th August 2017
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21-year-old Lauren from San Diego lost her arm about a year ago in an unfortunate moped accident.

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Lauren told BuzzFeed News.

“I was going pretty fast on a moped and lost control of it, and I hit the median in the road, I flew off and hit a sign and it sliced my arm off. I stayed conscious the whole time.”

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“I remember I asked the cop, ‘Hey, am I gonna die?’ and he said, ‘No, you’ll be fine,'” she said.

By a stroke of luck, her life was saved by a police officer on the scene who had just received tourniquet training.

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“For a while, I wasn’t okay with the jokes,” Lauren admitted. “But then I started telling the jokes, and it’s kind of helped.”

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#7

Laughter is the best medicine after all, right?

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But the real fun happened when Lauren—the creator of the profile—discovered that her Tinder profile had gone viral.

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"I got home pretty drunk, and I don't remember typing it up really," she told BuzzFeed in an interview. "I just woke up to someone DM'ing me a Reddit post asking if it was me, and I was like damn, I guess it is."

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“I have never really hid it,” she said. “People don’t see that very often, so a lot of people DM me to tell me it’s really helpful to them, people who are also missing limbs or are disabled.”

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Some people feel uncomfortable laughing at her jokes, but Lauren encouraged it. “People always respond like, 'Oh, I feel bad for laughing,'" she said. "And I'm like, 'No! I think it’s funny—I made it!'"

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And although she’s certainly easy on the eyes, the fact that so many people are falling head over heels because of her bio proves it's not always about looks.

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She's basically out of everyone's league.

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#16

Can someone please give this girl a Tinder trophy? You go, Lauren!