Tiny Things That Annoy Absolutely Everyone

#1 Everyone Knows You Don't Double Dip..ANYTHING

Your butter knife, chips, veggies, cooking spoons... you just DO NOT double dip! Who wants crumbs in their butter, or jelly in their peanut butter?

#2 Really, Really Super Annoying

What kind of moron plays their music so loud that their neighbors can't hear the TV or sleep? You can't go pounding on their door to complain because, though it's pissing you off, it's not as bad as you've played your music in the past.

#3 Women Really Love This One... LOL

Just calm don, and relax! WTF? You were calm, and now they've pissed you off by telling you that you need to relax. This is a bad thing to do, especially for a woman PMSing. Can't you carry on an argument with someone getting riled up? What's your problem?

#4 Everyone Hates It Until It's Their Turn And The Can't Open Them Either

Come on supermarkets! Those bags don't need to be glued shut like a vault! They're plastic bags for Pete's sake! You make us bag our own shit now make the bags accessible.

#5 Clip Clop, Clip Clop, Flip Flop...

Well, the sound of anyone walking in general is enough to irk some people. How dare they come my way and invade my space? And wearing Crocs or flip flops? That sound of the clip clop will get anyone's blood boiling. Besides, it's Winter!!

#6 Learn To Speak ENGRISH People

When you're carrying on a conversation with someone you already think is a dumbass, and they keep throwing out words they can't even pronounce. How annoying!

#7 The Harder And More You press, The Quicker It Opens

They can't wait like 15 seconds for an elevator door to open. What kind of job do they have that something like a slow door irritates them? Don't they know that it makes you irritated watching them keep pushing the buttons?

#8 How Dumb Are You Exactly?

Let's see, I'm not sure how long to bake this cake, maybe I should go on Twitter, where the answers are all sarcastic jokes, and ask somebody. Nobody think's it cute that you're so stupid. Get on Google like a smart person would!

#9 Now You Are Really Getting Peeved

"We're Pregnant." Oh really? Both of you are carrying that baby in your womb for 9 months. You splitting the time 4 1/2 months each? Come on Dude, your sperm fertilized her egg, YOU ARE NOT PREGGERS! This is the most irritating thing on the list!