Today Is Not Going To Suck Because ...

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 3rd August 2014
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#1 Because all your wildest dreams will come true:

#2 And even if they don’t, you’ll be able to make the best of what you have:

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#3 You’ll make friendships that will last a lifetime:

#4 And hey, you might even find your one true soulmate:

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#5 And you might even get to meet the president! You never know:

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#6 You’ll be confident in your strengths:

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#7 You might even try out some new styles:

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#8 People might try to take advantage of you other days, but not today:

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#9 Things might even get a bit scary:

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#10 But if they do, just rember…

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#11 You can do whatever you want today:

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#12 You can get whatever you want today:

#13 And today you might just hit the jackpot:

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#14 Look at the bright side — at least this isn’t you:

#15 And this isn’t going to happen to you:

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#16 And neither is this:

#17 You might even get that haircut you’ve always wanted:

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#18 You might even find your new favorite food:

#19 Or discover where you’ve always belonged:

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#20 Today you’re going to do the unthinkable:

#21 You’re going to get your big break:

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#22 Or, at the very least, your small break:

#23 Now channel the energy of these two heroes…

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#24 Channel your inner Richard Gray…

#25 Look at this picture of Beyoncé beating Kanye West in Connect 4…