Top ten worst jobs ever!

#10 Cremator

Average Salary: $20k-$55k

You can go to jail for setting fire to dead people most of the time, so if that's your thing, this might just be the chance you've been waiting for. In the likely event that you're actually a normal human being, don't become a cremator.

#9 DMV Worker

Just think back to the last time you ever saw someone at the DMV who looked even remotely happy. Didn't happen, did it? Looking up from your desk at work and seeing nothing but a crowd of people in various stages of existential despair takes its toll.

#8 Lunch Worker

Average Salary: $11k-$28k

Being a lunch lady is a thankless task, but what do you expect when you're serving overcooked broccoli to small people with no sense of gratitude. Also lunch is like, the third most important meal of the day, so it's not like you're really helping that much anyway.

#7 Theme Park Cleaner

Average Salary: $16k-$37k

If there's one thing people know how to do at theme parks, it's be outrageously disgusting and temporarily forget all about what "littering" is. If cleaning up after them doesn't sound fun, imagine being surrounded by multi-purpose giant fun machines you're not allowed to use.

#6 Stable Stall Cleaner

Average Salary: $15k-$43k

When people say they'd give anything for a stable job in this economy, this is not what they mean. Forget the fact you're spending all day doing manual labor and you're barely getting paid, but you're touching poop all day. Poop!

#5 Walmart Greeter

Average Salary: $15k-$31k

This job, on top of being degrading and awful, defied even simple logic, because people don't like being reminded they're in Walmart. If you were just some guy who went up to someone who's just walked into Walmart and yelled "Hey! You're in Walmart right now!" They'd probably either punch you or, overcome with consciousness, cry.

#4 Toll Booth Operator

Average Salary: $16k-$69k

Toll Booths are no more fun for the people slowly approaching them and screaming at their kids for two quarters than they are for the people sitting inside them, their souls slowly being eaten by tourists yelling at them because they "didn't know there'd be a toll booth."

#3 Embalmer

Average Salary: $19k-$51k

If you can read the wikipedia page for "embalming" in its entirety and still not feel like throwing up, this is the career for you, you sicko. Sure, everyone could use a little extra money, but don't forget about all those jars and fluids and dark fetish website subscriptions eating into your profits.

#2 Telemarketer

Average Salary: $16k-$41k

Some people pay good money to have some really twisted stuff yelled at them. Chances are those people envy telemarketers with a frenzy. They are the only ones. It's actually quite amazing that it's even still a profession, given the fact that in the history of mankind no-one has ever, ever bought something from a telemarketer.

#1 Bathroom Attendant

Average Salary: $16k-$30k

This is one of those jobs that's exactly as bad as it sounds. You know how sometimes you accidentally make eye contact with someone in the bathroom and it's really creepy and awkward? Now imagine having to do that. Every single time someone comes in. Yikes.

Bonus: Roadkill Cleaner

Average Yearly Salary: $13 $17,000

Nothing's sadder than the sight of a dead animal, its once unbound majesty within the hierarchy of nature torn from this world with one swift blow from a michelin tyre. On, no wait, the guy scooping it up off the road and shoving it into an orange bag. That's much sadder.

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