Totally Straight Questions Gay People Have For Straight People
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 16th April 2015
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#1 When did you know that you were straight?
#2 Are your parents comfortable with your lifestyle?
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#3 Which one of you thought the saying “it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” was cute? Be honest.
#4 How does it feel to make out in public without being gawked at?
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#5 How does it feel to have such a large dating pool and still be single?
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#6 Straight people love rapping about eating a*s, but gay people are gross for like, basically inventing it?
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#7 Don’t get mad, but is it insensitive of me to think that you’re just going through a straight phase?
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#8 What intrigues you most about gay people having s*x?
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#9 Are there enough representations of straight people on TV?
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#10 Do you honestly believe in your heart of hearts that gay folks will destroy the “sanctity of marriage?”
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#11 If straight people hate gay people so much, why do y’all keep having gay babies?
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#12 What scares you most about gay people?
#13 Do you ever get sad when you think about how common being straight is?
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#14 How would you feel if, as a consenting adult, someone told you that the way you lead your life is inherently wrong?
#15 And finally, what is the gay agenda, exactly?
