Ultimate Ex Texts That Might As Well Be Made Of Ice

#1

"Just one guy" isn't really going to cut it.

#2

How many...oh.

#3

The emoticons: that's what makes it scary-crazy.

#4

At least she's still got you in her phone by your pet name.

#5

"Barely."

#6

Freedom isn't free, dude.

#7

Tea and (no) sympathy.

#8

"Jesus take the wheel."

#9

Sweet dreams...

#10

You did kind of walk into that one.

#11

He's probably going to hear that a lot.

#12

He's DEFINITELY heard this a lot.

#13

"This is how you end up single."

#13

That had to sting.

#14

Not exactly a role model, but I suppose he's got a point.

#15

Better come up with that salmon before the 34th.

#16

Do you get it NOW?

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