Unrelated Movies Described With The Same Sentence

#1 The hero's life is tested when his/her alternate personality gets a little too overwhelming.

The dual personalities between these two films aren't really that far off from each other. Both are exhausting and end up consuming much of the main characters real life.

#2 A father vows to get his child/children back no matter the cost.

It's the little subtleties that makes these really work. He will find you, and he will help clean your house and pick up the groceries....before he kills you.

#3 Jim Carrey really doesn't like bats.

What happened to Jim Carrey that made him feel so strongly against bats? Was he bitten by a child? Maybe he's secretly a vampire, and his aversion to them is to help keep not blow his cover.

#4 Dinosaurs back in action.

Ohh, burn you guys! Do you get it? Because everyone that is in "The Expendables" is SO DANG OLD. So old they're dinosaurs. Like, the oldest ever.

#5 Icy dead people.

Well hello there pun fairy, so nice of you to stop by for this list. Nothing like taking one of the most quoted lines from a movie and making a bad joke out of it!

#6 Main character enjoys making traps to punish bad people.

Who knows, maybe Kevin McCallister actually grew up to become the main character in "Saw." It would make sense! He already had such a knack for setting traps at such a young age.

#7 Tom Hanks' flight doesn't go well.

Poor Mr. Hanks. He can't seem to find a calm, uneventful flight anywhere! New movie idea though: Castaway in Space!

#8 We have to put our differences aside and stick together.

Seriously guys, we have to work together to get out of this predicament! We can't be bickering and choosing sides, especially when someone's mouth is sewn to someone's specific body part..

#9 Stole a loaf of bread. A bunch of stuff happens. Becomes a better person.

This is a surprisingly accurate description of these movies. Except "Aladdin" only took an hour and a half to tell the story, versus the almost three hours for "Les Miserables."

#10 Everybody is looking for this one fish, and then they find it.

The difference is that the one fish in "Finding Nemo" is so cute and cuddly and wouldn't hurt a fly, and the fish in Jaws wants to eat all the humans it can find.

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