Vicious Cats With A Taste For Human Flesh On The Attack

By Michael Avery in Funny On 6th February 2018
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#1 This arm is now mine.

Cats love to bite things. Toys, furniture, you. It doesn't take much for one to sink its claws into you and attempt to take a bite. Most of the time they are just playing.

#2 Nom nom nom.

Furniture beware, cats will do their best to destroy it with their gnawing and clawing. I hope you weren't too attached to how that chair looked.

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#3 Look at me, I'm a vampire.

Cats love cardboard boxes. They will play with a box more than they will cat toys it seems. This kitty is having a blast murdering this box and it plays around being all cute.

#4 I will show you the meaning of pain.

The worst thing you can do while a cat is playing around is put your hand in the way. That will just make the cat think you want to play too. Next thing you know you're hand is being chewed on and your crying in pain.

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#5 Just a taste.

A foot, a piano, it doesn't matter. Kitty will attack it. Everything is the enemy when they are on the prowl. Remember that the next time you prop your foot up to relax.

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#6 For me? You shouldn't have.

Here we have another human bravely submitting to the mercy of a vicious kitten. Sadly there is no mercy to be given. Once you have submitted that finger it is no longer yours.

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#7 Surprise!!!

Have you ever been sitting there resting your arm on an armrest when all of a sudden you feel a sharp pain and look down to see your cat has sunk its teeth into you? Isn't it great lol?

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#8 My, what sharp teeth you have.

The only thing sharper than a cat's nails are its teeth. If they had more bite force like some of their bigger cousins their playful nature would be much more dangerous than it is. Be glad that domesticated cats are smaller and weaker.