One really dont wish to get gifts like that. It's Weird.
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#1 A custom birthday video from a guy covering himself in condiments.
#2 A ring made of dentures.
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#3 A ring made of dentures WITH BRACES.
#4 A pair of fork friendship necklaces that say “Father” and “Son.”
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#5 A Val Kilmer paper doll.
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#6 Face candles.
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#7 A jar containing a (fake) “parasitic worm maggot extraterrestrial alien.”
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#8 Magic spells for literally anything you could ever need.
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#9 A pair of taxidermy mice holding sea urchins.
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#10 A pair of taxidermy mice getting married.
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#11 This steampunk baby with a lamp for a face.
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#12 This Barbie with a brain for a head.
#13 This corsage made out of condoms.
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#14 “SOVIET VINTAGE CONDOMS” FROM THE ’80s.
#15 A latch hook pillow of a naked lady.
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#16 These peanut butter and jelly socks.
#17 One hundred toilet paper rolls.
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#18 A pickle body pillow.
#19 A spider-lookin’ mutant skeleton made from real bones.
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#20 This pair of ~herb grinders~ featuring one friend barfing on another friend.
#21 Mugs shaped like gaping human mouths.
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#22 Doll head plant markers.
#23 A goodly variety of prints featuring hot dogs in strange places.
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#24 And also cheese curls.
#25 Rhino hoof boots.
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#26 A baked potato beanbag chair.
#27 A copy of The New Yorker “with the parts I actually read highlighted.”
