Most of us have a love-hate relationship with food. We love most of it, but we hate how most of our favorites stick to our hips. And, do not get us started on the pains of dieting. It is not so bad once you get used to a new healthy way of eating, but the beginning is pure torture both mentally and physically. How many of these statuses about food can you relate to?
We Are All Particular About Our Food. Do Any Of These Statuses Relate To You?
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Funny
On 26th April 2018
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Food Delivery
Food delivery is definitely a perk that many of us just cannot live without. It is especially great for people who suffer from social anxiety. For example, if you use Uber Eats, you can actually leave the driver a note to just drop the food at the door, knock, and leave. Then, you do not have to worry about dealing with anyone face to face.
Popcorn
We can totally relate to this one. What normal person eats popcorn while not watching a movie or at least some television show that is an hour long or even while binge-watching Netflix. Popcorn is just not meant to be eaten for a snack without some screen time to go along with it.
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Exactly
This wife is clearly not catching on to what her husband is putting down here. He did not make a snack that was meant to share. Have you done this before? Then, next thing you know your significant other, child(ren), or pets are sitting around you begging.
Mixed Emotions
Nothing is more fun than being an adult and getting in the cookie stash. It is a great way to feel like a kid again. However, when you have eaten the entire stash of cookies, your euphoria turns into depression because you know there are no more cookies left, and you have to make a trip to the store.
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Who am I?
I often ask myself the same thing each time this commercial comes on. Is hangry a personality trait? I need answers.
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Snake Diet
This is one diet that I have been on without even knowing it. I guess we can finally put a name to it. It still doesn't make me feel any better. *hisses*
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Carrots
They say that when you are trying to give up junk food like chips and crackers that you should eat crunchy vegetables like carrots. The problem is that an entire bag of carrots cannot fill you nearly as much as a bowl of chips can. It just does not seem fair.
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Pizza
This is something that causes fights in many households. Especially if you have kids and they end up fighting over who gets the bigger piece. Then, they fight over who gets the piece with the most toppings. You would think pizza places would make their pizzas more even.
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Just stop
This is the biggest problem with food. It is just so delicious that many of us cannot help but to overindulge. If only healthy food was a delicious as things like cheesecake, pizza, and fried chicken. We would all be better off for it.
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Revenge
Could you imagine? The day this happens is the day that machines have taken over the world, and we should all consider ourselves screwed. It is time to run, and run fast.
