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#1.But backward dumping? TOTALLY FINE.
#2.Don't try this at home, kids...
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#3.But, call first, maybe.
#4.Looks just like the picture.
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#5.Don't feed the birds... tiny french toast?
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#6.Um, but what about my dirty hands?
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#7.Screw it, I'm calling 911.
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#8.Is that sanitary?
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#9.OK but the children aren't gonna like this...
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#10. I thought this was a children's toy...
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#11.Those are two VERY different holes...
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#12. "Riser" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
#13.You're either making salad dressing, or killing someone.
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#14.Up WHERE?!
#15.And then it will make sweet, sweet music.
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#16.You touch it, you bought it.
#17.But was there Netflix first?
