What It's Like To Be The Girl With Mostly Guy Friends

By Muk Khatri in Funny On 30th July 2015
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#1 You're never expected to act ladylike.

In fact if you do, you probably get made fun of.

#2 You have built-in "guy speak" translators.

Not sure how to read his signals? Just ask your bros.

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#3 And you get to be their "girl speak" translator.

They're always so amazed when you're exactly right, too.

#4 They're like bodyguards you don't have to pay.

If, like me, you didn't have an older brother, this is a priceless service.

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#5 You're included in guy only activities because you "don't count."

And this is the one time in life when that's a huge compliment.

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#6 You can always get an honest opinion. Sometimes brutally honest.

But for some reason it never really makes you mad

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#7 You get called "dude" a lot.

Which inevitably means you call people "dude" a lot.

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#8 No one you date is good enough for you.

(And no one they date is good enough for them.)

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#9 You never feel pressured to eat like a bird.

No matter how much you have on your plate, it's less than theirs.

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#10 There's almost never any drama.

You can chill for hours. In silence. And it's awesome.

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#11 And when there is, it's over quickly.

Sometimes in mere minutes.

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#12 You don't have to analyze conversations to find the hidden meaning.

They just say it like they see it. Which sounds harsh but is actually awesome.

#13 People assume you're dating. Allllll the freaking time.

You get really good at laughing this off.

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#14 Parents, especially mothers, are VERY skeptical of your true intentions.

I can't tell you how much side-eye I've endured for daring to hang out with someone's precious son after dark.

#15 They teach you things about music, sports, video games, and other general nerdiness.

And this knowledge impresses the crap out of whomever you do end up dating.

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#16 You don't have to pretend to hate things you love.

They love those things too!

#17 You have to deal with jealous girlfriends on the regular.

And sometimes they take her side and pretend like they can't hang out with you anymore.

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#18 But if they're true friends, you always end up back together again.

And you stay together...through college (and grad school), cross-country moves, and yes, even serious relationships.

That's just what bros do.