Pisces 2/19-3/20
Sloth. You dreamers are all the same, detached and worldly lacking. Yeah sometimes you move at impressive speeds but what do you ever accomplish, what do you have to show for your big ideas and bigger entitlement?
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Gluttony. Your love of the finer things was a victimless crime wasn't it? Never Mind who it hurt, who are you to scoop out such a large filling of life for yourself? Are you more deserving than your brothers and sisters? For shame.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Lust. The most passionate of signs can't own an ounce of restraint, lest it detract from the raw hunger of their carnal needs. Your charming and magnetic ways bring you feasts every night. Still you 'starve', if only you could see that you crave love and emotional content. You traded quantity for quality my friend.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Dishonesty/Lies. All that energy you supposedly got from your surroundings You are a social, psychic vampire, using lies to inflate the egos and energies of your victims. You weren't lying about your naturally enhanced empathy though. How could you do that to so many people, feeling their fear and pain? Would have never seen such a dark streak from you, of all the signs.
Cancer 6/21-7/22
False God Worshipping. With you're clingy but removed nature, we should have seen this coming. The idols won't leave you as long as you appreciate them right? Isn't that the deal? What else did you have to trade for your continued emotional satisfaction.
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Envy. Your lack of emotional develop equates to all your emotions boiling down to anger and envy. Even when you have that spotlight that you're always chasing after, you can't enjoy it. You step a foot into the light knowing it isn't yours forever. As you vie for every scrap of attention you can weasel out, you hate the ticking clock, constantly moving you farther out of sight.
Aries 3/21-4/19
Murder. Anyone who's crossed your bad side knows how close this hypothetical could get to real life. Brash and passionate, your emotions can flare out of your control if you aren't careful. That rebellious temper of yours may snuff out a light or two. In doing so, you'll find yourself in a place you can't come back from.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Vanity. It's not your fault you say? Venus made you the epitome of beauty, there's nothing you could have done? You exaggerate your appearances and feed your ego with scraps of your admiration. It impressive you look so good while committing so many sins: vanity, cannibalism, and pride. Your pride in your exterior has led to the demise of any of your inner formations.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Adultery. It's a thrill, holding someone's heart as you fiddle with another. You know that you have trouble with commitment and staying true to your word. Still you seemingly enter relationships with the sole intent of destroying them.
Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Being A False Prophet. A perfect job for the likes of you. Your intelligence and wit make you some deity's gift to humanity, right? A gift of yourself from yourself, now that's fitting of the most manipulative sign under the skies.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Greed. You don't have a good work ethic, you just want it all, don't you? You want it because others want it, need it, and in your extremely competitive mind you deserve it because you can take it. Always pressing the limits. You don't even spend the money, you want the satisfaction.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Pride. You have so much undeserved ego, you deserve a medal for surpassing human levels of arrogance. You only help others so you are seen as charitable. If no one is there to see it, and they can't help you in some way, you push them down to make it seem like you're rising up.
