What These People Did Make Them The Masters Of Text Flirting!

By Johny in Funny On 17th July 2015
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#1 Love takes a lifetime to complete.

#2 Her having eyes is compliment enough.

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#3 Touch her butt for a pizza.

#4 Forgives Greg but not so fast.

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#5 I like you more than Spongebob and his friends.

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#6 Let a third party decide who's the cutest.

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#7 How to flirt text with a song.

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#8 What she would want when stranded on an island.

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#9 Unicorn with laser beam shooting out of its ass.

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#10 Combine tongue color to get purple.

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#11 Flirt text using wordplay to get a Valentine date.

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#12 A different way of saying I love you.

#13 Broke but he still loves her.

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#14 Born to be irresistibly gorgeous.

#15 How to flirt text with fruits.

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#16 Play an important role in her wedding.

#17 The only asset she has is her butt.

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#18 Not good at using food endearments.

#19 Didn't need to see her to say she's beautiful.

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#20 Marry him for movies, pizza and tumblr.

#21 Choose boyfriend over 450 Pokemons.

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#22 Call me Beyonce.