What’s The Weirdest Thought You’ve Ever Had In The Shower? Here Are Some Crazy Ones
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Amazing
On 27th January 2017
Where do you do your best thinking? For many people, some of the deepest and most introspective thinking is done in the shower. And why shouldn't it be? The shower is a warm, safe space where you can (hopefully) be alone. As you stand there with the water pouring over you, contemplating the day to come or the day that followed, you can let your mind wander forever (or at least until the hot water runs out).
So whether you're coming up with ridiculous hypothetical or just contemplating the subtle nuances of life, odds are that you've had at least one of these thoughts in the shower. Let the thoughts and water flow over you.
#1 Why is a small amount of hair called "hairs.."
...but a large amount of hair called "hair?"
#2 If I dropped a piece of bread, and someone else in China dropped a piece of bread...
...would that mean the world was a sandwich?
#3 Were there any uncooked lobsters on the Titanic?
Because if there were, they were having the BEST DAY EVER.
#4 Speaking of lobsters...
When compared to scorpions, lobsters might as well be mermaids.
#5 Trying to become wealthy by winning the lottery is like trying to commit suicide on a commercial airplane.
#6 What if there was a superhero named Placebo-man?
He would be an ordinary guy who doesn't have any super powers but everyone thinks he is a superhero.
#7 The entire population on Mars is made up of robots.
#8 Before cell phones, we never had to ask anyone "Where are you?"
#9 What if Katniss and Peeta from the Hunger Games were a Hollywood couple?
They'd be KatPee or Peeniss.
#10 Is every potato a mashed potato in my stomach
#11 The eagle is the American symbol for freedom...
...but most of the eagles I've seen live in the zoo.
#12 No, he didn't do anything "like a boss..."
...because real bosses make someone else do it.
#13 The only instance where the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when you spell it incorrectly.
This stresses me out.
#14 I wonder how many places I won't see ever again.
Sad face.
#15 Most of my friends write full sentences in emojis...
Does that mean that English is reverting back to hieroglyphics?
#16 A Centaur has two rib cages.
That's a lot of ribs.
#17 If Hillary Clinton becomes president in 2016, it will be the first time in history that two presidents have had sex with one another.
Not that we're thinking about it.
#18 Killing spiders only makes the spider gene a lot more sneaky and deadly.
#19 When we pronounce the word "crisp" it moves from the back to the front of your mouth.
You're trying it right now, aren't you?
#20 When you drink alcohol, you're just borrowing happiness from yourself...
...tomorrow morning.
#21 Ellen gives stuff away on her show...
...so I guess her name is Ellen DeGenerous?
#22 What if a billionaire gave me .01% of his money?
My life would change forever. He wouldn't notice.
#23 We learned from Scooby-Doo that all the real monsters are humans.
#24 What if humans had the ability to fly?
Would flying burn carbs?
#25 Teenagers drive too fast, and old people drive too slow.
One of them acts like they are running out of time, and the other acts like they have all the time in the world.
#26 Thinking about joining a gym...
...I wonder if I could find one that charged me money for every day I don't go?
#27 In order to fall asleep...
We have to pretend to fall asleep.
#28 Every year that goes by, history class LITERALLY becomes harder and longer.
#29 Why can't you text 911?
Especially if you're in a dangerous situation where you can't make noise.
Feel free to share some of your shower thoughts with us.
