Why Being Single Is The Best

#1 Waking up like this

Noone to judge you waking up with drool on your face

Get to have the whole bed! Don't have to share blankets! Oh yeah, I can go to bed when i wanna!

Don't have to go through the daily routine of fights and drama

Grooming and hygiene is optional

The bar becomes your playground

Noone hovering over your last bite

Dont' have to consult with anyone before making decisions

Don't have to battle over this anymore

Yeah your next paycheck? All yours

Crying over books and movies and having noone around to know about it

Trying out new fashions

Nobody to mess with your movies

Don't have to bring out your se*y underwear. Time to be free.

No more fighting over toilet seat issues

No more remembering birthdays/ anniversaries or even Valentines day to deal with.