Witty Quotes From Famous People Throughout History

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 22nd September 2014
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#1: John Wilkes

Throwing the greatest of shade to John Montagu and his wife.

#2: Edna Ferber

Way to shoot down that mans ego, you go girl.

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#3: Mr. Lincoln

Hahah wow he pretty much called himself ugly.

#4: Dorothy Parker

Only a mother could love a fool.

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#5: James Joyce

I mean is he implying that he does something dirty too?

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#6: Valentino Liberace

He knows that there is no such thing as bad publicity.Â

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#7: Andy Warhol

Hey, at least he was willing to do something for the man.

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#8: Mark Twain

He takes satisfaction in reading about other people's death.

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#9: Rockwood Hoar

Maybe it was him who killed Wendell Phillip's.

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#10: Edward Everett

This quote still holds so much truth. I'm sure half of America can relate to it.

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#11: Oscar Wilde

He was basically telling Lewis to shut the hell up.

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#12: Gandhi

It would be a good idea if we could get our act together.

#13: Longworth

Cheating confession? Politics can be super shady sometimes.

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#14: Frank Sinatra

He realizes when people love themselves way too much.