Internet Sides With A Man Who Sneaked Out On A Date Who Ate 48 Oysters As An Appetizer

Everyone has that one 'worst date' story that they bring out among friends whenever the topic comes up. This time, we get to see the other side with TikToker @equanaaa sharing just how she became the story for someone else.

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It all started when @equanaaa recorded herself demolishing 48 oysters while on the date. According to her, her date only ordered a single drink.

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Equana said that her date had been pursuing her for a while and that she had decided to meet him for drinks when she had time. 

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She then added, “Y’all, when the fourth came out, he was looking at me crazy. I didn’t give a f**k. I’m like, ‘Baby, you invited me out. I’m going to eat.’”

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Equana however has a seemingly insatiable appetite and ordered crab cakes and potatoes as well.

So when Equana's slurping sounds finally ended and the bill came along, her date was nowhere to be found.

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Not one to let this go, she decided to text her date. “Running out on a tab is crazyyy.”

Her date then replied, “I offered to take you out for drinks and you ordered all that food. I can Cash App the total for the drinks.”

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Commenters were dying laughing and wondered why she only left an $11 tip.

In a later video, she clarified that she had in fact left a 14% tip with $15 being on the card.

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For the most part, people were equal parts horrified and impressed.

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Some even wondered whether the two were even able to have a conversation considering OP could not have possibly chowed down 48 oysters while holding a conversation.

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Others wondered why her date didn't dip earlier.

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For most, it was the slurping sounds that would have truly ended the date for them. 

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For most, it wasn't the bill that was the problem, it was the whole attitude towards the date.

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For some, what really put the cherry on top was the fact that she even recorded the entire date.

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Not to mention the additional crab cakes and red potatoes.

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