Wanting to have pretty smelling genitalia is only natural. Hell, that's the first place I get to lathering once it's time to clean my dirty self. But with all of the harmful sulfates and whatnot in soap, people are increasingly turning to more and more homeopathic remedies to keep themselves so fresh and so clean.
Like jamming herbs under their vaginas.
Despite looking like a spice ball you add to a hearty soup, these vaginal herb packages are marketed with some weird, heady talk about the importance of a woman's womb:
"The womb is the sixth elimination organ for women. The womb is not only a vessel for bringing in souls to the physical plane, but also a vessel that can hold on to emotional, physical, and spiritual trauma and pain."
In her blog post, Gunter refutes Pangea's "proof" that the pearls are working. The proof you ask? Photos of vaginal discharge you probably don't wanna see.
"The vagina makes excess discharge when there is A) irritation B) infection C) an absence of good bacteria," she said. "This discharge isn't some toxic swill that the vagina was hiding that only the "pearls" could release, it's a sign that these 'pearls' are damaging."
So according to the good doctor, Embrace Pangea is only really offering proof that these vaginal pearls are definitely not working.
"Here's my vaginal pearl leave it alone, it's not exactly sentient but it can cope very well without any meddling." - Dr. Jen Gunter.
