1. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
2. Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
3. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
4. Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.
5. A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny
responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king."