The next time you are bored and in need of some entertainment, head over to Yahoo Answers. Not only is it full of outrageous questions, it is also full of even more outrageous answers. Then, a person could really have a ball with the spelling and grammar mistakes that make some of the posts even funnier. Here are some of our favorites from Yahoo Answers.
Yahoo Answers Really Can Provide You With Hours Of Entertainment
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Funny
On 25th May 2018
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Adopted
Sometimes, on Yahoo Answers, there are trolls who post outrageous questions in order to get a response. We are not quite sure if this person is one of those trolls or if they are serious. Either way, we are pretty sure her parents already know.
Specific?
We are amused by the fact that Matt is able to spell the word "specific" but does not know that the ocean's name is Pacific. Cody definitely hit him with the best answer, though. What do you think? It's punny, right?
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The Lion King
This is a serious question. People really want to know because we want to find those monkeys that walk around with walking sticks, bopping people on the head. It would make for a great Animal Planet series.
Huh?
Died? Does he mean "dyed"? Like are they tie-dyed? Oh. He wants to know how Batman was born if his parents are dead. We guess he didn't see the movie. If he had, he would have seen that Batman was a small child when his parents were killed.
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Chainsaw Phobia
While "Common Sense" is a great answer, we found a better one. While there does not appear to be a formal name for a fear of chainsaws, the closest thing in Greek would be Kanalineophobia, which means "fear of a row of blades." Now you know.
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Swallowing Ice
This one is face-palm worthy. It makes you wonder if there are people that are really that stupid out there. The answer, sadly, is yes. These people do exist. It is why aliens won't visit us.
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Eat Yourself
This question is pretty deep. It really makes you think, right? My guess is that neither assumption is correct. At some point, your body would shut down because of the lack of organs, so essentially, you will just get smaller...and dead.
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London Person
We would have answered that a person from London is a chap or lad or a lady depending on their sex. What do you think the best honest answer would be? They can't all be called Rob after all.
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Which is worse?
When someone asks a serious question and get hit back with a sarcastic answer, you cannot help but laugh. The poor guy is probably still waiting on someone to give him a serious answer.
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Uh-Oh
We agree with the answer to this one. This dude is in some serious trouble with his old lady. He better go get her some flowers and jewelry, stat! Otherwise, he might not make it to see another day.
