You Can Send A Personalized Potato To Your Valentine If You're Dating The Most Boring Person In The World
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Life Style
On 3rd February 2016
Valentines Day is fast approaching, and if you haven't got your loved one a gift that will land you on the couch, or booked a late night dinner at Hogwarts, it's not too late.
Nothing says "I love you" quite like a potato does. They have literally dozens of uses — boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Unsurprisingly then, one company are now offering potatoes bearing a personalized message that you can send to bae or anonymously to a crush, which probably isn't the best idea.
#1
Yes, they do come in the sweet variety, if you're looking for something a little bit saucy.
#2 Jeff Kelly and Jim Owens, the businessmen behind Mystery Potato, told Metro that "potatoes are simple and they bring joy and confusion like you would not believe."
They add: "In these days of email, tweets, Snapchat, and Facebook messenger, sending someone something in the mail is starting to have a renewed power and impactpotatoes are just the thing to send in the mail."
#3 I like a good roast as much as the next guy, but calm down. It's just a potato.
#4 A personalized potato costs $7.99 by the way. Which is admittedly cheaper than most other gift options.
If you're interested, you can order one on their website http://mysterypotato.com And i'm single and ready to Pringle, just saying.
