You Know Dieting Isn't For You When...

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 8th April 2014
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#1: Light Snack

When this is your idea of a light snack. There is nothing light about this.

#2: Food To Mend Broken Hearts

When you believe that food is the best way to a persons heart.

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#3: Food Travel Destinations

When you travel your destinations are based on places you love to eat.

#4: Food As Your Favorite Part Of The Day

When your favorite part about waking is figuring out what you're going to eat for the rest of the day.

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#5: Pizza Guy Is Your Best Friend

When you order so much pizza giving the pizza guy/girl a hug is normal.

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#6: Food On The Mind 24/7

Food never escapes your mind, it's constantly there.

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#7: Going On Dates

When you go on a date just to get a free meal or have a reason to break your diet.

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#8: Food Social Gatherings

When most of your social gatherings are centered on eating.

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#9: When You're Hungry

You're angry and eating some delicious food is the only way to make you happy.

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#10: Food, Tv, And Bed

When eating while watching Netflix in bed is all you ever want to do.

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#11: Food Hangovers

When you have food hang overs more often than actual hangovers.

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#12: No Concept Of Traditional Meal Time

When traditional meal times mean nothing to you and you are always ready for seconds.

#13: Dessert

When you consider dessert as a meal in itself.

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#14: Nothing Stops You From Eating

When you eat something so delicious knowing that it will make you sick the next day.

#15: Snack Stash

When you're known by everyone as that person who is always carrying food.