You Might Be An Alcoholic If You Can Identify With Any Of These Memes

Alcohol is a double-edged sword. It can loosen you up a little or a lot. It just depends on how much you drink. If you can relate to any of these memes then you probably drink too much lol.

#1 The perfect date.

If your life story sounds anything like this you probably drink too much. It might be time to put down the bottle, just saying.

#2 You don't tell me what to do!

If your idea of a happy life is going out and getting so drunk that you pass out every night you may have a drinking problem. Of course, you might just know how to enjoy your life.

#3 The perfect after work activity.

Oh, work, how we all hate thee. Nothing more fun than clocking out for the day, telling your coworkers that you don't like to go piss off somewhere and then going and getting hammered before going home to sleep before you do it all over again.

#4 The perfect way to open you up.

Vodka is a magical substance that allows you to lose more and more of your inhibitions based on the amount you consume. Careful, too much and you might find yourself naked in the neighbor's driveway.

#5 Isn't awesome when you connect with someone?

Drinking has this way of bringing about camaraderie. You go out for a night of drinking at the bar and you never know, you might end up meeting your drinking soul mate.

#6 Drinking and working don't go well together.

Should you ever start drinking so much that you sneak it to the job with you, you might want to consider laying off a little bit. Otherwise, you will probably find yourself jobless. Then how will you afford your booze?

#7 Probably not the best idea.

If you can't handle your liquor, or even if you can, playing shots is probably not a great idea with really hard liquor. Your body will hate you in the morning.

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